In which Pooh discovers that crypto honey is gone, an environmental acorn may yet grow, multifamily houses vanish, and the old biotech jars are to be offered for sale.
Hundred Acre Nasdaq, August 2025 — Windtree the Pooh (NASDAQ: WINT), a Bear of Very Little Capital but Very Big Announcements, today reported that its crypto treasury adventure has quietly been put back on the shelf. There are no jars of BNB honey in Pooh’s cupboard, nor Kraken to guard them. This is considered by Pooh to be both regrettable and a relief.
Meanwhile, two of the nine proposals approved at the recent Shareholder Gathering are said (by Piglet, who is very good with paperwork but not with certainty) to support a potential environmental services acquisition. Which two, precisely, remains unclear, but Pooh is content to say:
“Something was approved, and that is almost the same as something happening.”
As for the multifamily acquisition, it has tiptoed out of the forest altogether. Rabbit asked where it went, but Pooh could only shrug.
Finally, Owl has persuaded Pooh that the company’s biotech jars—labels reading istaroxime, CV assets, and oncology curiosities—are best offered to someone else. “Liquidation,” Owl called it. Pooh calls it “finding a new home for jars that won’t open.”
The share price, meanwhile, has fallen 89% this past month, which makes Pooh feel a bit smaller than usual, though still determined to keep humming:
“Tut tut, it looks like dilution.”
Forward-Looking Statements:
This release may contain forward-looking statements, such as “something might happen”, “perhaps an acorn will grow into an oak”, or “the honey jar could be full next time”. These are subject to risks, including but not limited to Owl’s disapproval, Eeyore’s pessimism, and Christopher Robin not showing up with any cash. Actual results may differ, and frequently do.